I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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