I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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