apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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