one two three fourrrrnication!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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