hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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