I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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