Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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