I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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