i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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