i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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