so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
A bitchslap is in order.
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