Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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