when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am one with the molecules
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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