the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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