Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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