I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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