Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i drank out of a bidet.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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