I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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