She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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