I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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