NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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