Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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