i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
