goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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