So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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