Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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