Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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