Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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