i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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