Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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