So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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