I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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