Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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