i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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