ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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