when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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