i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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