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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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