hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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