I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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