Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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