I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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