How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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