I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
