I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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