When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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