Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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