i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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