so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
