Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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