scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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