She's JV to your varsity
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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