you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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