fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think my tv is drunk
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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